You might be be glad the election is over,
but at Elections Canada, we’re still cleaning up. Our polling booths have closed, our yellow
“Vote” signs are coming down, and all we’re left with is… Tiny pencils. Tons and tons of tiny pencils. That’s why we’re having our quadrennial Elections
Canada Tiny Pencil Blowout! They’re perfect for writing short stories! Reset your digital watch! Tape them together to make a double ended
longer pencil! Make a model of a log cabin out of tiny pencils! Use one while you’re playing golf! Some people say that they don’t like tiny
pencils because they don’t have erasers. Don’t be eraserist. Like the unsharpened end of a tiny pencil,
it’s pointless. Just like the election. It’s the Elections Canada Tiny Pencil Blowout! Come buy all our tiny pencils! The Elections Canada Tiny Pencil Blowout! Buy all our tiny pencils. Actually, don’t. We’re gonna need those again real soon.