I wonder where Aleks is. Oh, that’s me! I’m Aleks, I’m Aleks! That’s me… Aleksander! I’m Aleks! What the fuuck! That’s kind of fucked up, dude. He’s your boss. Give him a better impersonation. I hurt my balls doing that. Go ahead and intro. Welcome back to The Problematic Zone™! Topical… Political humor. Is there political? //exhales You go first. No, I want you to go first. Let’s talk home defense. You’ve seen these assault rifle bans, right? what the f- Is that a harpoon gun? Don’t point that at me! Don’t worry I think the safety’s on… No, it’s not. That can kill a man! You’re making our camera people a little nervous! Basically, you use this… I’m – I’m thinking… I want you to be able to defend yourself in the case of a home intruder, and also participate… In sports! ’cause you are fat. Alright man, that was rude. That was a rude way to intro that bit. I got some targets… Let’s go shooting! I don’t remember Aleks being this fucking awkward. //SLAM Okay… So you’re at home… …roleplay. You’re in bed. You’re in bed, you’re relaxing. You hear a… -I love fortnite
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How about we pop my item, while this is happening? pop your item? Let’s open it up. Okay! You know what this show’s missing? Quality? A theme song! This little piano here… …can not only play, but record and play back! Your keys, and notes. Are you fucking shitting me? Whoa, is that like a dance pad- Dude, you do that with your feet! that’s awesome! Oh, my god. Dude, let’s play chopsticks- like in that movie, like yeah, Let’s make a theme song. I’ll do the lower notes, you do the upper notes, ok? I think we should go with a… …A trumpet. ♫Amazon♫ ♫Amazon show♫ ♫It’s so funny♫ ♫It’s the best♫ ♫ ♫a ♫ama ♫amazon ♫amazon show♫ ♫everybody ♫everybody laughs at it♫ ♫ ♫i ♫i am not ♫i am not sad♫ ♫ ♫im ♫im really ♫im really ha♫ ♫im really happy♫ -Key change! ♫ ♫i ♫i sleep ♫i sleep every ♫i sleep every night♫ ♫with no ♫with no nightmares♫ ♫ ♫not ♫not even ♫not even one♫ ♫I love Amazon♫ ♫Amazon show and the website♫ I like that actually, that was pretty good.
-Nailed it Aleks: I love you, dude. James: I wish I could say the same, you fucking little bitch. Hey, I think that’s about done! Beachball, dude! ow. It’s twelve feet. Do you think you could, jump on top of this? like, get on the table and jump on top of it? I mean, not from there, clearly, silly. why dont you get on top of it Because this is your gift! why dont you get on top of it Okay, you hold it. Then it’s going to roll away, and every – everybody will be really sad. Are you letting the air out? ow, my back! fucking stupid… …fucking little piece of shit! You better get away from this right now, Jakob! Thanks for watching this episode of Amazon, it was a very special one. Because it was not like a normal one. If you enjoyed this video, or didn’t enjoy this video, check out this one, it’s probably better. As well as check the description for Patreon, -Oh fuck my knees Patreon, Reddit, Twitter, uh- and the merchandise store where you can support us by purchasing clothing. Thank you for watching.