Joanne the Scammer Meets Gwyneth Paltrow at The Politician Premiere | Netflix

Joanne the Scammer Meets Gwyneth Paltrow at The Politician Premiere | Netflix

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– Gwyneth Paltrow you are
just truly iconic, for real. How can I get onto the cast? – Well, I mean. – Yes I’m in New York City, Kirstie. Honestly. Let’s just say I met a man
from Wall Street last night. I made him my signature cocktail: Robitussin, Xanax and Alize. I call it Jolene. Honey, I’m feeling refreshed. He on the other hand just
won’t wake the fuck up. Anyways, Kirstie look,
I’m gonna let you go. No, I’m not doing shit. I’m just bored of you now. Goodbye Kirstie. Let’s see what’s on Netflix. (remote clicking) Oh wow, literally
everything is on Netflix. “Tidying Up with Marie Kondo”, it’s too tidy for me, I’m a messy bitch. “Grace and Frankie”, those broads look like
they’re up to something. “Fyre”, well yes, that’s my kind of party. What is this? “The Politician” starring Gwyneth Paltrow from “Shallow Hal”. Iconic, she’s my favorite Caucasian. – I’m in love with someone else, the trainer down at our horse stables. (book banging shut)
(inhales sharply) – Him. – Darling, Brigitte is a woman. – I am going to confess
that I cheated on you. – Yes, girl. – I need help! – Girl I get it. – You never wanna put a
sextape on your phone. – Oh my god!. – I’m the daughter of
drug addicted hooker. (slapping)
(laughs) ♪ Fly ♪ – Mm, mm, mm. Erotic. – Can I kiss you? (cork pops)
– Uh. – (clapping) So iconic. Oh yes! I’m loving it. Mm, that was real good. Amazing. Epic. It was real epic. Let me get my agent on the phone. Hello, Hunter. Have you heard about
this new Netflix series, “The Politician”? It’s got drama, backstabbing,
upscale messiness. And I was made for this show. I was made for this show. I don’t care that they’ve
already shot the show. I’m looking for solutions. The premiere is tonight? You’re fired and it’s immediate. It’s immediately! It’s immediately that you’re
gone, you’re fired from me. You’re fired from me immediately. Looks like I have a
premiere to get ready for. I’m back bitches. (hip-hop style music) (pills rattling) – Excuse me, I think you took my drink. See, oh it says Cathy. – Well what a coincidence,
my name is Cathy too. The perfect scam. – Hey, that’s my bike. (bell ringing) – Excuse me, what are you doing? – I’m gonna need you to leave. – Oh my god, that looks
just like Gwyneth Paltrow. – I’m here and I’m waiting
for Gwyneth Paltrow. – Where is Gwyneth Paltrow? – I have no idea. – I couldn’t tell you honey, I have not met her yet. – Where the hell is she? – That is way above my pay grade. – You’re a legend, an icon, we love you. – Well thank you baby. You are too. – Where the hell is Gwyneth Paltrow? – I hope around here somewhere
for all of our sakes. – I have no idea. – I don’t know, do you know? I feel like you’ve been in her closet. (crowd chattering) – Here she comes. Oh my god it’s Gwyneth Paltrow. You are just truly iconic,
for real, for real. Could you tell me this Gwyneth how can I get onto the cast? – Did you ask Ryan? – Uh, I didn’t get a chance to. Ryan, I wanted to know, why was I not on the cast? – ‘Cause Gwyneth took your part. – Oh my god, I knew it, I knew it. Gwyneth how can I at
least see the premiere? – Well, I mean, if you’re done you can be my date. – We’re done. Officially.

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  5. I'm just going to assume that the Joanne series is already in the making, my outrage is why I'm not on season 12 already

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