The Funniest Jokes About Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa What do you call a Hawaiian murder mystery? A Hula-Dunnit. Want to join a militia? Idaho’s your state. Here are some terms to learn: Commander: Whoever starts the unit. Second in Command: His best friend. Auxiliary Commander: His wife. Captain: New guy. Militia Headquarters: The basement of whoever has the fax machine. Squad: Guys in the ambulance who come out when a militia member accidentally shoots himself during training. This is how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, “Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough.” What is the difference between Indiana sports fans and puppies? Eventually, the puppies will grow up and stop whining so much. What do they call 100 John Deeres circling a McDonald’s in Iowa? Prom night.