The problem with 100%, of course, is its length. Sometimes it can be so long that it’s just uncomfortable. Damn. Well, off to a very bad start already. I can fail a maximum of—two jumps in the run without it being a huge hassle, but it is roughly a 20 second time loss each jump. I did maybe two hours of editing, and I was so tired that I couldn’t continue. And so I ended up sitting in bed. I was on my PC for a bit, but then I moved to bed. I just— hours and hours, just trawling the internet looking for anything that captured my interest for even five minutes. What an amazing—amazing block. I mean, it has to be my fault, right, because I clearly could’ve just gone around. I don’t really have a sum best for this category. Because the route keeps changing, I have to keep deleting the splits. Wow. Wooow. That’s some impressively bad RNG, I’m not gonna lie. Run’s not dead, it’s just… …nah, it’s dead. I wish I had the bodily strength just to do 100% every single day. Like, I try and push myself. My—my desire to do runs far outstrips my body’s capability of doing the runs, you know? Like, the biggest cause of my resetting over all these years has just been physical inadequate—inadequacy. Like, I’m just not strong enough to do it. [VO:] During Father/Son, I need to do two stunt jumps. They’re quite hard to do, and unfortunately, I was distracted by rambling about politics. So I failed them both. Even though I could warp myself back to the road, Now that I had failed three stunt jumps, the run was effectively dead, so I just gave up. Partly out of frustration, of course, then I got distracted. [STREAM:] Are we gonna try again? Well, there’s no way I can finish a run today, no. There’s literally no way. I’ll just, uh, I’ll just try to do any% no mission skip. How about that? Uh-oh. I don’t think there was enough room for me to get through there. “Don’t drive away?” Fuck you. Yeah—oh, you’re fucking kidding me, dude! Terrible RNG. There was another taxi that was there, but it also disappeared. Fudge. I have never played Red Dead Redemption 1? Well, that’s not true, actually. I’ve played it for like an hour and a half and I hated it. The fps was so low, everything looks like garbage. The shooting was garbage—what? How’d I flip? So, need a free cab here as well, to get good RNG. Damn. So, we’ve thus far had no good RNG—actually, there’s a cab down there… It’s not worth going for, though. Thanks for the sub, gaspi. I’m dead, I’m dead. Not dead? That was, uh… terrible. It should have said that I beached it, but Jimmy started moving earlier. I have no idea what the fuck that was. It was very confusing. Okay, so here’s what’s gonna happen, guys. I will receive Martin’s text, and then there’s a one—there’s a one in three chance of me getting the text I want. [ ♪ “Super Mario World – Overworld Theme” by Smooth McGroove ♪ ] So I’m gonna lose 1:20 here, plus. Welcome to my bad RNG extravaganza. I have thus far received no free cabs, and I received three text messages, plus a phantom text, on Carbines. [VO:] At the beginning of Mr. Philips, Wade is somewhat badly scripted, leading to him bumping into Trevor’s car. To avoid this, we drive slightly forward or back. But in this case, it seems as though Wade actually pushed my car to the side. [STREAM:] He still fucking bumps—oh my God, dude. Gimme the money. Now, the odds of me getting the money are like 10,000 to 1. Oh, I actually got the money. Okay, sweet, okay. Uh, I don’t want to risk the run dying… I should be fine. No, I’m not fine. Fuck. Well, interesting. I’m, like, two seconds away. It’s two seconds. Come on, game. I should have just gone. The police can see behind them. I could have even used the tattoo place there, which I was just behind, to remove the cops, but— I should have just gone. If there’s one thing that this game teaches you to do, it’s not trust Rockstar. It’s not a topic that I’m well-versed in. I’ve just seen things in passing—I might fuck this now. Okay, that was better than the alternative. I went to go for the jump, then I remembered I was not meant to be going for the jump. I took the wrong route here. Fuck. So, this is—this is the point where I should lose, like, three minutes. [ ♪ “Super Mario World – Overworld Theme” by Smooth McGroove ♪ ] —Oh, nice. That was five, that’s not too bad. Finland doesn’t exist? Your mom doesn’t exist. Oh, damn! Burn. Take that. Alright, fuck you, game. Didn’t like my “your mom” joke. Wow, what a tow truck! Wow! I cannot see a garbage truck… damn. There’s no garbage trucks. Um… This is not good. There’s one all the way down there—I think it’s still worth getting. At this distance, that’s actually—doubtful. [VO:] It is hard when you run multiple categories of speedruns to not accidentally do strategies from a different category. In classic%, it would be normal not to do the getaway car at this moment. But because this was any% no mission skip, I should have dropped it off. It, of course, didn’t end up mattering because of what ended up happening. [STREAM:] Oh, no, no, no, I can’t whistle. What? What? I’m sorry? Uh, it has to eventually stop, this is a very strange bug. Oh, there’s a person in the back! How the fuck was there person in the back? Dafuq? Did a random person just try to use my cab? [VO:] When arriving at the bridge on the Merryweather Heist, it is a good idea to spin around as you hit the yellow dot, so that when Franklin gets out, he is closer to the stairs. [STREAM:] Knew that was gonna happen. I looked at that truck, I’m like, “That truck is in the exact spot to fuck me there, and I can’t make this turn correctly anymore.” Cool. Shit. I got him so early… the game’s bugged. The helicopter still spawned—I think. That’s weird. I didn’t reload. That’s… interesting? Okay. I hope it still lets me progress. I can’t swap weapons. Run’s dead. It’s actually a softlock. When you’re so good at the game, and so good at shooting, you kill them so quickly, that you softlock. Nice. [whistling] OOW! Oh, je—ow! What the hell is wrong with you?! I didn’t blow up the car. From—from where? Where am I gonna blow up the car? What part of the car am I gonna fire at, the petrol tank’s over there. I’m not even sure—it’s smoking a little bit. I’m not continuing, fuck that shit. No, I’m not continuing. That was actually a half-decent run, too, but… no.