**ENGLISH CAPTIONS BY – Doug The Subway Fugitive** So a good chunk of this Christmas season I spent in the UK Visiting Family and friends And Taking in the Yuletide atmosphere When I started wandering around within the walled city of York I noticed something quite strange affront the local Christmas market It looked like a giant piece of Lego™ And then it all fell into place. While not telling President Donald Trump Who is in fact Fifty percent / 50% Scottish And half of his ancestors Going back hundreds if not thousands of years Being buried on the British Isles That he is not welcome in the UK. The British-Pakistani Muslim Mayor of London Sadiq Khan Has expressed his belief that vibrant enrichment is now just “Part and Parcel”™ of life in a large, post-western city like London.
(ick, i hate post-xyz phrases) His sentiments are echoed throughout the continent as city after city has erected Diversity Walls™ On the approaches to Christmas markets throughout the continent as visual reminders for all That Diversity is (((Our))) strength.™ Given the absolute state of Germany, Christmas markets were opened in Berlin And the concrete roadblocks were wrapped up to look like presents deposited by Santa Claus. (and) Wrapped with cute little bows So to visually minimize the reality That choices made by the political “””Leadership””” and to be fair, cheered on by many Have Consequences… …Deadly Consequences. But of course, there are those that Celebrate the Diversity Walls™ And say that they are expediant because if you DO get hit by a Truck of Peace™ the cloth will be able to bandage your wounds and the ribbons can act a tourniquet. And therefore is a BLESSING to any Christmas Reveler. But, there are also Diversity Walls™ that are not wrapped up or are made to look like festive decorations and have become locally known as “Merkel’s Lego”™ and Merkel Lego™ can be found across Europe and even as far away as Australia
(where the kangaroos live) and they all exist for one reason – The celebration of enrichment and attestament to the fact that, again, “Diversity is (((Our))) strength™. And thus, when walking through York, I too found that even small provincial towns are not immune to the STRENGTH that diversity brings. Most of the large towns and cities in the UK have their own variant of this Diversity Barrier™, Merkel Lego™,
or as some have called it, the “ACK” Barrier.
(because allahu ACKbar?) York did too as you can see in several approaches to the York Christmas market. I also spent some time in Scotland Edinburgh to be exact. Quite possibly one of the most beautiful cities in Europe. and most definitely most beautiful city in the UK, and it too had several versions of the ACK Barrier Or Diversity Walls™. I got to talking to a few of the security guards About them on Georges Street Just up from Princes Street. They explained to me they were aware that the Merkel Lego™ as well as the ACK barriers themselves were NOT going to stop a large Truck of Peace™. So the ACK barriers in their town were fitted with large chains between them to act as a drag or weight, upon any such Vehicle of Peace™ attempting to enrich the good citizens of Edinburgh. As well, the red and white barriers being set apart from the inner Merkel Lego™, as the absolute boundary Any vehicle that is unknown to security is allowed to approach to fend off the enrichment of cars detonating
in the name of peace. Also, there was another arrangement of barriers along the Royal Mile These ones, like those in other cities,
try to camouflage their purpose behind a colorful presentation but make no mistake, they are ACK barriers and are ironically, to those that mindlessly cheer the arrival of those
that make [the ACK barriers] a necessity. Building walls, and not bridges. In fact, in perhaps the most ironic twist of all just outside the approach of the Royal Miles ACK barrier, There is an ashtray that asks the question – “Donald Trump is making America Great Again” and you vote by depositing your cigarette butt under “Real News” OR, as the overwhelming majority of smokers
in town did, under “Fake News”. And this is what the absolute irony is. That the ashtray ballot box is sitting
in the shadow of a Diversity Wall™, That has been spruced up in colorful holiday cheer, to help those attending pretend that the VIBRANT ENRICHMENT that necessitates the ACK barrier is not happening Nor that they are being vicariously bigoted. For erecting a wall that provides visual, concrete proof, that shared values within a society, matter. And all of this is so people can go along, miming Christmas cheer in the shadow of Mistletoe, Merkel Lego™, Fences, chain, concrete block weights, and Police armed with Automatic Rifles and pretend to themselves that “This is only temporary” rather than the new reality. If Europeans cannot have a Christmas market
in peace, what do they expect in their future as more Vibrant (((Diversity))) floods into their continent? Its like watching an entire civilization in denial. We used to have carefree, peaceful and joyous Christmas markets. But we now need Diversity Walls™ and armed police. but NEVER ask themselves – “What changed?” “Who Voted for this?” “What does this mean for our future, and the future of our children?” And all the while, they are told by the likes of Sadiq Khan that Trucks of Peace™ over the Christmas season are now just “Part and Parcel™” of living in a post-western nation, and only a BIGOT would not accept this new, and important tradition. A very merry multicultural Christmas to you all, and please, Stay Safe.