We were walking through town, and she kept grabbing my ass Really inappropriately, and there were people, and I was like Rosie, fucking stop it Rose, when’s an appropriate time to grab an ass? I don’t know, an ass grabbing convention? – That looks like a -Hey stop, stop, you’re not allowed to -That looks like a penis and a circle -You’re not allowed to see it, you’re not allowed to see it, ok This week guys, um, we’re going to have a little Geography 101 with Rosie Spaughton um, we were going to the post office posting off all your merch stuff and we had to tell the post office woman where we were going as in what countries um, it turns out I found out a lot about Rosie after last week her geography knowledge is worse than mine limited to none no, no, just none, minus okay, so Rosie, first of all, I want you to identify THIS country Rose, that is a penis and a circle that you’ve drawn Okay, I said it was a loose interpretation Ok, I feel like what you’re actually doing is you know when in psychology where they just hold up images and you’re meant to be like: that looks like a penis and a circle Rosie, what country is this? Penis circle Are you joking? No, I don’t know what country it is Are you fucking joking? I, what am I looking at, which one? The whole of it! Well that’s not one thing Rosie. That’s two things. Rosie. Rose! That’s two things! I’m assuming this is sea in between. Yes that’s sea. Right so that’s an island. Yes it’s an island Right so, eh, what’s that? It’s another island. Right, I’m gonna assume that little one’s us I want you to put a mark on the map where London is. I”m guessing There Do you think London is there? Yeah Rosie, you’re scaring me, you’re sca! Wait no! no! Cause that’s where the Wait, no! Cause that’s where the coast So I’m gonna say that that’s Cornwall You, Rosie, do you think that’s? Hold on, hold it still JUST HOLD! Just right it down! Rosie there’s a strong chance that we won’t be getting married now. Because it’s in the middle, that’s where cities normally are. You think that’s where In the middle. Ok, Rosie, I want you to put a dot where we are That’s not bad Is that where London is? Rosie, I can’t even believe that’s where you think London is. Do you know where London is? Do you know where fucking London is? Where? There. Well, we’re not there. Rosie, if you think London is North from where we are, we’ve got a serious problem. Ok, it is, where is it, from where we are? It’s here! It’s there! And we are more like There Alright? So This is us, that is London And And I don’t know what you thought Do you think Cornwall is there? It’s on the coast. Rosie That’s fucking Liverpool. Do you know where Cornwall is? No What Liverpool is. Here is Cornwall! There! Ok? What’s this little nub? That’s the It’s a very loose interpretation, but it’s actually the top of Wales. Wales is here. This is Wales. Alright? Wales Wales Ok, right Rosie? Point to where Northern Ireland is. Well done Rosie, you’ve gotten Northern Ireland. This is what I like to call a loose interpretation of the United States of America. I thought that was Australia. It does look like Australia. It also looks a little bit like The United States of America, it’s a rough interpretation. Why? Which bit? The United States of America. All of America The Unted States of America. All of America. Apart from Hawaii And you know, possibly another one Alright, well that’s not how it looks on the map. Great, that’s exactly what it looks like on a map Unless are you talking about, is it meant to be like this or something? No, cause if it was supposed to be like, then I would say This is the United States of America This is supposed to be the United States of America! Well what the fuck is that? That is a state! Which is? Kay, let’s start off easy, Rosie Point to New York Wait, you told me this. Hold on, you told me this you told me this. Uh, I think it’s, excuse me, I think New York is around Here Not on the wrong side? Don’t know Rosie, (uh huh), When we go to New York, did we go to a beach? Yeah Yeah All I know is that LA and Cali are here Correct, thank god! LA. Okay. Cali. Okay. So maybe, then maybe it’s…here Correct It’s a little high, but it’s ok. Just put New york. Point to Florida. Where I put the dot. Right, in Florida, are there beaches? Yeah, yeah Sooo I don’t know, here? No, now Rosie, have you never see a map of anything, ever?! Can I please draw you a map? Over to the left We have A peanut, which is dissected into two, North and South So we have the peanut over on the left America! Just right above the peanut we have Russia in a sausage shape. Just South of Russia, we have England question mark. And then Europe. Just South of Europe, we have Israel, Afghanistan and the Middle East And then Japan just adjacent to that Now what I quite like about this one is Over here Over to the right we have No one knows! And here! It says There’s something here, but unfortunately Rosie, what was supposed to be there Is Australia, which she’s put over here Rosie, that’s disgusting. Do you know what you’ve missed out? Africa, China, India Yeah, I knew there was something up here. The other ones Let’s play a state game. Fine! Right, you’ve gotta write down as many states as you can. And you! With Sharpie. Ok. And I’ve gotta write down as many states as I can. A bit more paper. You don’t need any more paper. To lean on. There you go. Right there are 64 states. 64. 64. 64. Zoo lane. Rosie there are 64 states. Yeah Is Alaska a state? Is it? Rosie, how many states are there baby? (Is Alaska a state?) Rosie. 64! Rosie, no! You just told me. There are 50 states. I was joking There might be 51, I can’t remember the rules on that. Let’s call it 50. (Is Alaska state?) Yes, you can have Alaska. Right Rosie? In 5 minutes. Go Fuck! You can’t copy the first one! Fucking hell Rosie! Are you fucking joking? Where else? 17, but I don’t think many of them are right. Damn it, I think I got half. I’ve got 18 You just copied me for about 5 minutes. Say your first state please, Rosie. Alaska. Correct. Second one. California. Yes. Jersey Question mark? New Jersey. Yes. New Jersey. New York? Yes. LA? No. Pennsatucky. The Hamptons. No! Hoboken, no joking. And last one! Dakota Fanning. Dakota Fanning has two. North and South Dakota. Seattle is not a state! California, New York, Arizona, Michigan, Ohio, Washington, New Mexico, Kansas, Missouri, Texas Florida I can’t even read my own fucking writing. That is not a place. What does that even say? Hawaii! North and South Dakota, Wyoming, Utah, Philadelphia, Alaska, North and South Carolina Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Virginia, New England, Iowa. Did I say that already? Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey That’s what I got. Over half! What about Texas? Yeah There are other ones Rosie. There are other states. Arkansas. Oh, fuck off, Arkansas. Did you just say, Arkansas? Yeah. That’s how it’s spelled, Arkansas. Arkansas It says, Arkansas. Rosie it’s Arkansas. Whatever, I don’t give a Massachusetts. SHAAAA Let’s do Capital cities. What’s the capital of England? London. What’s the capital of the USA? There isn’t a capital. New York. What’s the capital of Australia? Sydney. No. It’s Sydney. No. It’s Sydney. It’s not Sydney. And it’s not Melbourne. Uh, Brisbane. No. Victoria. No. The capital of Australia sounds like a cheese It’s like Camembert, but it’s not. Camembert. Exactly. Is that what it is? Yes it’s Camembert. I didn’t know that. You’re lying. You’re lying. What is it? It’s Camembert. The capital of Australia is Camembert. I think it’s called Canberra But it sounds like Camembert, which is a cheese, so the capital of Australia is a cheese. What’s the capital of Italy Yeah Don’t know. I think it’s Rome. Let’s get onto math. Isn’t Rome in Greece? The Roman Empire. You think that was Graecian? They brought Russell Crowe on the scene. He’s not really Roman, he’s just in that Roman film. No The Romans obviously kickstarted Russell Crowe’s career They’ve done a lot for us Have some respect. Have some respect. Have some respect. Russell has respect. His roots.