Tonight is a celebration! I have finally come into my
full-grown womanhood. It’s my mitzvah.
I’m here to teach. If ever you feel like
danger is around, bitch, start skipping. Ain’t nobody ’bout to
fuck with a bitch that skip. We all got parasites inside of us. “Tiffany, I know you on the
borderline of being an alcoholic.” I’m not no alcoholic. My parasites is the alcoholic. You ever have like
a really bad day at work? They go,
“Tiffany, you ready?” I’m like, “She ready.” So, what did we learn from this? Balls are always in motion. I don’t know if
y’all ever seen Drake’s dad? He look like
the black Inspector Gadget. The laziest strippers make the most fuckin’ money. Later on, y’all gon’
reflect back on that, like, “That was really good knowledge.” Welcome to my Black Mitzvah, baby! And yes, I’m drinking
out of a plastic straw ’cause I’m a motherfuckin’ rebel.